Monday, April 7, 2014

What I Will Never Forget

      Being 17, I will never forget my high school experiences and how easy live is now.  When you're a child, you don't have to worry about paying bills, buying things to support others in the family, gas money, insurance, working, keeping a job, etc.  The only thing you have to worry about is getting a good education and being glad for what we have and not think about the bad.  In my years, I won't forget about transferring schools that are totally different, went to the state regional semifinals.  Many forget about things such as this because there is so many things going on in their new life.  A lot more is stressful than to try and keep in their mind of things such as this.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Instructions To Dating

       Steps to get a date

  1. Shave and look nice.
  2. Don't talk too much.
  3. Don't try to be cool.
  4. Don't be lame.
  5. Be smooth.
  6. Don't pay for her love.
  7. Change that filter.
  8. Pay for everything.
  9. Don't beg for stuff.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Kirsten the Psycho

      Never could someone imagine how brutal a child's life could affect them in a horrible and devastating way.  Kirsten Thot was the definition of psychotic.  She would go around the town and yell threatening things to other people.  Eventually people grew tired of it and threw her in jail for a couple of days.  She went under psychiatric care during the time and was released shortly after.  Only 2 hours out of jail, she quickly found something new to do, kill the people who put her in jail.  She revenged them by kidnapping youngest to oldest by age.  She would tie them up and stab them 100 times each, missing vital organs so they could suffer.  After stabbing she began to torture them by stretching the body out slowly until they ripped into sections.  The psychiatrists put her into an Asylum and watched her carefully.
      After 10 long months, Kirsten finally made a plan to escape from the Asylum.  She quickly ran to the door when she saw the guard coming down the hall.  She punched him after he released her from the room.  Ms. Thot hauled it to the front door to make the escape.  Everybody turned and watched her leave, not realizing that she was a patient.  She left the Asylum and took the next plane to Tiawan.

Monday, March 31, 2014

My pleasant childhood

     Reminiscencing of your childhood is the best thing to do when you're just sitting around thinking.  Going through baby pictures and other pictures from elementary school makes you sit back and just enjoy it.  Starring at that my doll and dog as a puppy were the happiest days to me.  My favorite doll growing up was one of the cabbage patch dolls that smelt of strawberries.  I took the doll everywhere and would pretend like it was my best friend.  My mom took a picture of me at my sisters basketball game holding it up with a big wide smile on my face.  After I left Texas, I didn't play with it as much.  I began to hang with new friends and slowly shy away more and more from the doll.  I got a new puppy when I was in fifth grade.  It was the first pet since I moved to North Carolina.  I left my poodle in Texas with my mother's mother.  It was the last day of elementary school.  It was a new beginning to start my adolescent life.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Sunglass Ad

"Are you too cool for school? Come to Rayban city to buy a pair of sunglasses full price and another half off! Too cool 
Too cool
Too cool
Too cool for school!"  

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Slogan Products

Think different: Apple
Have it your way: Burger King
Smell like a man: Old Spice
Think outside the box: Taco Bell
I'm lovin it: McDonalds
It's Bo Time: BOjangles
Better ingredients, better pizza Papa Johns
Just do it: Nike
Eat fresh: subway
green gaint
pizza pizza
Love that chicken from popeyes
Its better with M: M and M's

Monday, March 24, 2014